Being a young dog who’s rather full of juice, as they say, Violet needs to learn a lot of things. Here are a few of the instructions that we give her from time to time, beyond “Stay” and “Come”:
“The couch is not a napkin.”
“Your mother’s lap is not a
butt-chewing platform.”
“Get your snout off the table.”
“Get your face out of that trash can.”
“Gus is not a chew toy.”
“Out! Out!”
“Drop it right now.”
Puppies know nothing. NOTHING. Every single thing has to be learned. Alice is almost four now, but here’s some stuff she still has to be told:
*”That’s an outside toy, not an inside toy.”
*”Do NOT chase the cats.”
*”LEAVE IT! What is it with you and Kleenex?”
*”Stop sulking — we’ll come back. We ALWAYS come back.”
Maybe she could help Violet along. Open invitation, remember.
Violet could use a mentor. Alice might fill the bill. Still, it gives me paws to think she still doesn’t know the difference between an outside and an inside toy. That’s pretty basic.