When you work in a wine shop like I do, you get some interesting questions from customers. Here are a few I’ve gotten in recent months:
“Have you heard of a wine called Cob Sob?” (This customer was eventually steered to the Cabernet Sauvignon section, where the wines are sometimes referred to as Cab Sauvs.)
“I’m looking for a wine with a sports-theme label.” (This person was shown — and purchased — the Quarterback Shiraz from Australia. Variations on this question include wines with horses on the label, labels that feature other animals, funny labels appropriate for small gatherings of women friends, etc. Luckily, wine labels collectively cover a lot of territory. One of my favorite labels features a drawing of a frog in lipstick and a long, ruffled dress dancing the can-can.)
“Is there a difference between Cabernet Sauvignon and Sauvignon Blanc?” (Umm, yes, the former is a red wine and the latter is white, and they’re made from different grapes, using different processes.)
“Can you help me?” (Customer bursts into tears.) “Our pet rabbit died last night.” (After a few moments this customer asked for and was given a big wooden wine-shipping box in which to bury the longtime family pet. Her offer to pay for the box was steadfastly refused.)
“I don’t really like wine, but when I go to Communion, I like the wine the priest gives you. What kind of wine is that?” (I was unable to help this person.)